Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Sentences about Caucasus:
Armenians have bigger noses than Georgians.
Azeris are Turks, therefore stupid.
The Georgian Alphabet was written by an Armenian.
There is a dictatorship in Azerbaijan, they have not moved forward since the fall of the Soviet
Georgia is so green and beautiful but the land turns into rocks right after you cross the
The biggest sea Armenians have is a lake; so do the Azeris.
Armenians and Azeris can communicate.
Georgia is binding the Caucasus region together.
Karabakh belongs to Armenia.
Karabakh belongs to Azerbaijan.
Dolma is Armenian food.
The best contemporary artists in the region are from Georgia.
The best contemporary artists in the region are from Azerbaijan.
The best contemporary artists in the region are from Armenia.
Armenians stick together and help each other.
Armenians have it easy because of their Diaspora.
Azeris have it easy because they have oil.
Georgia is closest to Europe in the Caucasus.
Turkish coffee is actually Armenian coffee.
The Georgian president made a move on the Azeri president’s wife.
There are more cafes in Yerevan than in Tbilisi and Baku together.
Armenians destroyed their old city to build tasteless Euroremont cafes.
All the shoemakers in Tbilisi are Armenians; that’s the best they can do anyway.
Georgians are lazy, they drink and party all the time.
The best food in the region is Georgian.
Armenians and Georgians have two, unique alphabets.
Georgians are the most nationalist people in the region; they speak Georgian to each other.
Russians support Armenia.
Americans support Georgia, Georgia is the 51st state of the United States.
The sea is very polluted in Azerbaijan.
Armenians do not forget and do not forgive and do not enter into dialogue.
Azeris do not forget and do not forgive and do not enter into dialogue.
Nobody drinks alcohol in Azerbaijan because their religion forbids them from doing so.
The region would be so much nicer without Georgians being there.
The region would be so much nicer without Azeris being there.
The region would be so much nicer without Armenians being there.
All Azeri men are gay.
Why do Georgians kill each other when they have so many Armenians in their country? - asks
Armenians tolerate other nationalities: there are no other nationalities living in Armenia.
Azeris are neither Turks nor Tartars - God knows who they are.
The Azeri alphabet was changed five times during the 20th century. Now they want to ask the
Armenians to create a definitive alphabet for them.